November 2009
205 posts
Sue Sylvester can touch MC Hammer.
(via gleeky)
twinklelights:
mliaverage:
Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, “I know about the affair.” Four said they didn’t know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via kari-shma)
“When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so...”
– Alexander Graham Bell (via calidre) (via quote-book)
